Did I use that word right? Amassed? So congratulations, loyal reader, for it is my 7 year, 1 month and 21 day anniversary. That’s right, folks, I have been on WordPress for seven damn years. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank the faithful readers who stood by me and my one post. Steve, over at the NSA, couldn’t have gotten here without you. Web crawler one, web crawler two, you know I love you guys. You read that ‘Hello World!’ post over and over again, didn’t you? I knew you would. It’s been a long wait, you guys. But I’m back. We’ve been through so much together. I have officially deleted my ‘Hello World!’ post, despite it being the defining moment of my blogging career. I had to move on, Steve, I’m sorry. We’ve also had to go through the trauma of a name change. This blog was formerly known as This Is The Title. I was fourteen, you guys. It’s still funny if you think about it. That literally was the title. Ha ha. Get it?
Anyway, it’s time to look to the horizon. My faithful few and I will move on into this new world – a world full of danger and an over-saturated blogosphere and we will prevail. Worry not about the scantness of our numbers, WordPress reader, for the follow button is below. My journey is a long one, the land treacherous and the airfare is like, really expensive so I need to get a job first. Step one: Learn some sort of skill. This has been the consultingdefective, loyal readers. Until next week, probably. If I remember, you know?